Pedro Assunção » jokes

They still call it Blue Screen

Pedro Assuncao — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:54:36 +0000

After a long, long time without crashes on my windows box i finally got this one while watching a movie on vimeo.com. It seems they call the crash event “Blue Screen”. Got love the nostalgia on the windows developers

Introducing the new eyePhone

Pedro Assuncao — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:02:29 +0000

Awesome Futurama video parodying Apple’s iPhone:

Irony of searches and one iPad visit to my blog

Pedro Assuncao — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:47:46 +0000

Just a couple of pictures this time.

The first one is about something i noticed i was doing, while searching for a code fragment. One could call it ironic, trying to find “find”

The other is proof of my amazement by the fact that there was one person who visited my blog using an iPad

UPDATE: Turns out i was looking at a 2 day period only. This month there have been actually 4 iPad visits, hehe

Bomb This Country

Pedro Assuncao — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:08:15 +0000

After an awesome Japanese dinner with my good friend Luizzz, we came to the conclusion that the website that was missing was one where you could bomb any country in the world. The motivation for this was part statistical curiosity and part plain bastardness (did i just make up another word?).

So over the course of about 8 hours – the next day – we came up with bombthiscountry.com, a meaningless website where you can bomb any country in the world (yes, China, Tibet is a country). If you follow it on twitter you get daily statistics on the most bombed countries in the world.

Mars produces Methane, and so do I

Pedro Assuncao — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:00:58 +0000

Turns out that the methane that was found on Mars is not a product of meteor strikes, scientists have found, which means Mars actually produces methane.

My question is: Where are the green aliens that fart all day to produce it?

NOTE: After careful investigation, I found the following: “According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well.”. Go figure.

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Medieval TRON

Pedro Assuncao — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:16:08 +0000

With the recent buzz about the remake of the classic TRON (in the works) I could not resist to post this gem:

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Door usage fail

Pedro Assuncao — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:15:46 +0000

I’m getting addicted to the Fail Blog. It’s the best source of laughs I ever found (well, maybe xkcd and dilbert are up to par).

One of the latest ones:

The timeless wisdom of Glenn Quagmire

Pedro Assuncao — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:30:53 +0000

For all the “Family Guy” fans out there, here’s a collection of Quagmire’s best quotes.

My personal favorite:

Also, here are some of the best quotes by Stewie.

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If facebook and myspace merged…

Pedro Assuncao — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:00:10 +0000

…you would get something like this.

Man, do I hate music in a profile. It makes me wanna jump out of an airplane without a parachute. Also, checkout the photo links beneath the profile. Priceless

Jesus is a mix of Frankenstein, Dracula, and Zombie

Pedro Assuncao — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:03:43 +0000

It does make sense.

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